Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Tick, Tock...

Woe to you, Washington! For if Pyongyang had been blessed with your freedoms, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes.

Woe to you, New York! For if Tehran had been blessed with a fraction of your wealth, they would long ago have eradicated hunger in their hemisphere.

Woe to you, Los Angeles! For if Kabul had been blessed with your egalitarian dignity, her women would have long since spent on glorifying God's name what yours spend on boob jobs.

Woe to you, Chicago! For if Mogadishu had been blessed with your security, they would long since have established peace and tranquility on their streets.

But I tell you, it shall be more tolerable on the Day of Judgment for Pyongyang, Tehran, Kabul, and Mogadishu than for you. Will you be exalted to heaven? Lest you repent right now--right now--you shall be brought down to Hades. For if the great blessings of almighty God had been showered on Sodom as they have been on you, it would have remained until this day. But I tell you it will be more tolerable on the Day of Judgment for the land of Sodom than for you.

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